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| Bastard of Joy |
Stop. Move your hand away from that 'close tap' button. As this is a post with a difference, this post focuses on an even smaller menance in the buggy form ...
I am of course refering to the incrediblly irritating ... Toy push chair.
Now once again I'd like to direct the hate slightly away from myself and tell the story of my manager at work, who suggested this menance to me. It's not all me, Honest.
He was on lunch one day during a perticularrily hard days work, and decided to storll towards the local eatery to grab a bite and head back. enjoying the mostly mild weather. When suddenly his world was shattered by a sudden and repeated soaring pain in his heel. A little bastard of joy was ramming its bright pink (EMPTY) Toy pushchair into his heel - Not only was it a toy but the toy baby (similar to the one pictured) was missing! He was being assaulted by an empty pushchair.
With the mother - Oh bugger, back on mothers again - doing nothing, except stop and stare at him as if daring him to 'tri samthin' . of course he could not do anything - even though a lesser man (I.e Me) would have flipped either the child or chair over, but apparently the mother would have taken offense to this. Apparently assualting someone with a toy pushchair is socially acceptable.
Therefore it must be socially acceptable for me to murder someone with a bright pink pushchair, so long as it is empty - after all we wouldnt want to get that plastic baby dirty.
However we can be thankfully that no one has invented a double wide toy pushchair ... I mean that would be a crazy idea right?
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| OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!! |
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