Now this may or may not come as a shock to some but I'm not
an angry person - no seriously - stop choking upon your tea and/or mountain dew
(both major social markets now met, I can continue). Although I do enjoy
imagining the slow and painful destruction of half my enemies and the dubious
rape of the other half, but again I'm not an angry person, I might be sadistic
and boarder line psychotic, but that’s beside the point, as is that corpse in the corner and psychotic is
pronounced QWERKY.
Anyway anger is good, no really it is although watching my
inch shy of six foot, 16stone, built like a brick shit house father, going bat
shit at the latest football results is more on the line of being scary then what
I would call fun, but its better he go bat shit at that then take a very large
block of wood to the back of the heads of his co-workers. *deep breath* Although
I still wouldn't put it past the fellow, much like myself he sees the people
above him as cunts who would count themselves intelligent if they could spread
butter on bread, and those below him as trying to chop his heels off and use
his body for a ladder.
Anger is useful in that it helps express a number of
emotional and/or chemical changes in the body, such as seeing that twat who
cost you fifty on “a sure thing”, how do you respond? Well with anger of cause
the body burns with an amazing desire to do them harm or rather speak your
mind. Speaking your mind being the preferred choice as it can be slightly less
messy, unless they are an incestuous adulterer then by all means fill your rage
hose with such and soak away - In truth as far as emotions go anger is the most
useful it can protect oneself against being hurt by others, in creating walls
of rage where they are clearly wrong and a twat and you are God, meanwhile the
anger inside has almost no downside. No one has ever committed suicide due to
anger, after all they are more likely to yell at the top of their lungs that
you are a twat then self harm.
(On a side bar though finding an empty area of people and
yelling at the top of your lungs is very therapeutic, although hard to find said
empty areas of people. If you’re lucky they’ll come across you and think you a
crazy person and hurry away, if you’re not they’ll assume its rape and come
guns blazing – then things get really awkward)
If you ask me – I know you didn't but I’ve started so I’ll
damn well finish – there is nothing wrong with being angry, when faced with an
impossible opponent it is always best to get angry, although I don’t necessarily
mean physically unless the person is excreting cunt from the ear holes then by
all means go bat shit upon their arse, might I suggest the nearby pub stool, or
stick with nails in it. Expressing anger in say a non physically yet virtual
way is best in my mind - by this I mean picking up the most 18 blood filled
game, preferably zombie filled and clear out entire country worth’s of
populace, and you can be as entirely racist as you like towards white people as
is it me or are a lot of zombies white? I get how it must be hard to put the
appropriate amount of artwork into them that and with Usan Bolt as an example
you’d be lucky to chew on a black guy in a zombie apocalypse, but I'm encroaching on being told I'm being racist – again.
This is in direct contrast to the
media’s point of view that violent video games will teach young children how to
murder their fellow man, but seeing how this horse shit will be my next subject
matter I’ll leave it at that.
In the end though, these forms of expressing anger are far
better than the latter after all bringing down the walls with shouting is
better than plastering with blood.
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