This is my first blog and I'm off to a swinging start clearly by starting it on a high note of bashing children... a sentence that could easily be misunderstood... an anti children post then would be a less suspect description, but I digress.
Not owning any children, or having any young siblings I am somewhat biased against little brats...I mean bundles of snot.... I mean kiddies. Regardless I do not see the point of carrying around a screaming child, I can't be the only one who hate this, nothing grates my sanity more then having to put up with a bellowing baby or young child whilst the parent does nothing.
We the poor non-parents of those snots must endure as we cannot do anything as it is not YOUR child and the parent will see this as an excuse for conflict and everything suddenly gets out of hand and cops are called and its very messy. Why bring them out if you know they are going to be trouble, parents of small children should ask themselves; would they like to be locked into a thing on wheels as strangers roll past , and you enter strange buildings that are hot, loud and crowded... No... then don't come into my bloody store then. I can't be too anti-parenting as there are some good parents in the world, the parents whose idea of getting their child to be quite was to shove a pair of socks down it's mouth properly aren't one of them (that is not an exaggeration, or faked). Working in a store however is one thing as they only there as long as the parents are and after awhile they disappear and it is true that not all children are little buggers when they come into the store, granted the majority are so fast asleep that a raging typhoon wouldn't wake them, but still at least they are being quiet.
Therefore the option is simple, either one parent stays at home and looks after the child, a baby sitter (either hired, neighbour, or older sibling) looks after them OR you feed them a lot of sugar before you leave the house so that they have a heavy sugar crash by the time they reach the shops.
OR I could invest in better Earplugs.
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