Monday, 9 January 2012

Bargin Hunting Barstools!

Now I don't mean to sound disrespectful or racist (I'll get to why in a minute) but why must human kind be so obsessed with bargains? I'm not a heavily ignorant or arrogant person - though there is often evidence to the contrary - But what is the point of buying a bunch of clothing or any consumable, then not paying attention to what price it has been run through as... then wait until the receipt has past the breach before kicking up a fuss about it? forcing the process to be re-done either with the 'offensive' items removed or put down to their reduced price, followed by said ignorant and annoying customer blaming you! I'm sorry that you are incompetent and retarded MR or Mrs. Thick as a baboons arse!

But I can't complain that much at these people as they provide the company and through extension they are paying me with their money, however  what bothers me most is when these people - mostly non-white come in buy half the store ONLY, to then sell it on when they go back 'home'... these are the people who bother me most as they won't spend more then the reduced price as they themselves will sell it at  the original price! Were it a charity it wouldn't bother me but its just when they are on there own, the ones who come over, buy, return home and sell!

On a side note as well - try and stop me if this seems racist but - the 'Freashies are the worst, the ones who cannot speak nor understand the language, or rather pretend that they don't as if you get into an argument with one they understand fully mostly though swearing back in broken English. I admittedly can barely speak any other language besides English -with even that being a struggle on occasion - but I've been to France, Spain, America and the west country (yes it's a different language) with going to Spain 11 years in a row, however in those 11 years I can still only say hello, get stuffed, and I'll have a pint of larger please. However I will still make an attempt and be as polite as possible about it. Unlike, these rude, dirty, dicks.

I understand that bargains are good and that getting the best price for your goods is always preferred, BUT, the best price isn't always the lowest possible price. Also to get said low price perhaps you should be nicer to the person who is serving you and they won;t be so clumsy and make mistakes, it's hard enough standing at the tills and dealing with the tat that comes and goes with out getting very rude customers dump a shed.
they will mostly want to serve and get ride of you as quickly as you do.

If it happens to be near their lunch and you smell of poppadoms, they might bullet through it even faster.

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Screaming chidren should be Gagged!

This is my first blog and I'm off to a swinging start clearly by starting it on a high note of bashing children... a sentence that could easily be misunderstood... an anti children post then would be a less suspect description, but I digress.

Not owning any children, or having any young siblings I am somewhat biased against little brats...I mean bundles of snot.... I mean kiddies. Regardless I do not see the point of carrying around a screaming child, I can't be the only one who hate this, nothing grates my sanity more then having to put up with a bellowing baby or young child whilst the parent does nothing.

We the poor non-parents of those snots must endure as we cannot do anything as it is not YOUR child and the parent will see this as an excuse for conflict and everything suddenly gets out of hand and cops are called and its very messy. Why bring them out if you know they are going to be trouble, parents of small children should ask themselves; would they like to be locked into a thing on wheels as strangers roll past , and you enter strange buildings that are hot, loud and crowded... No... then don't come into my bloody store then. I can't be too anti-parenting as there are some good parents in the world, the parents whose idea of getting their child to be quite was to shove a pair of socks down it's mouth properly aren't one of them (that is not an exaggeration, or faked). Working in a store however is one thing as they only there as long as the parents are and after awhile they disappear and it is true that not all children are little buggers when they come into the store, granted the majority are so fast asleep that a raging typhoon wouldn't wake them, but still at least they are being quiet.

Therefore the option is simple, either one parent stays at home and looks after the child, a baby sitter (either hired, neighbour, or older sibling) looks after them OR you feed them a lot of sugar before you leave the house so that they have a heavy sugar crash by the time they reach the shops.
OR I could invest in better Earplugs.