Monday, 19 March 2012

Doodling Left Handed Plugs

Ahaaa the title caught your eye I see, well I'm not exactly drawing left handed plugs because that would be the strangest images ever. I mean plugs don't have hands, they have prongs or "Ow you plugging bastard pointy bits" as they are reffered to when stepped upon. No in fact to became the points whore that I am I need to plug my work like a boss. doing so means I have to plug other peoples work shamelessly as to get them to do the same.

The first plug is "A page dedicated to the musical musings of me(Leftie). Whether its reviews, writings, covers or just stuff you can check out. Here's the place to be"  http://www.facebook.com/#!/leftieee now this page is up and comer so definitely one to look at for musical musings and that alternate side of thinking, show some love, like and a view or two.


The second plug is more shameful as I had to pretty much get down on my knees and beg for him to plug me, I had to do one or two unspeakable things involving a pensioner, a rocking chair, trilby hat and penguin : http://www.trilbygamer.thecomicseries.com/ another up and comer but this ones is in the web comic side of the Internet and has a thrilling story arc currently going on so I'd definitely suggest checking both of these two out as they will definitely provide your more entertainment than a 300 word plug-a-thon.






Now that you've been plugged return my penguin and dignity !!!

Monday, 5 March 2012

Porn and the Right to view

Now there are a number of good things about being a man or boy depending on how old you are reading this and your personal opinion but that’s beside the point to be honest because hey, being a guy is pretty damned good. I could go on about the inequalities in society where men get paid more than women - because we work harder at it d'uhhh - or how we are just plain awesome but there are enough feminists in the world doing this already and it makes fairly boring reading...

So my angle, which not many have done before or they might have but not in this way. Is. PORN!!
Now there is no doubt in my mind that women do watch porn too, come on be serious ladies if you haven't seen it yourself then you’re more than likely to know of it. Now firstly it doesn't exploit the women as hey - they get paid to lay on their backs and who on earth wouldn't lie on their back and get 20K+?? No one, for lying there and moaning you get paid. So that gets any misguided points of view out the way.

Now to the point, which are being the pleasures of being a man and porn. Firstly it is somewhat socially acceptable for a guy to watch porn, so there's a big old win there. the second and most important is that porn was created for men to watch, now it’s not always just about finding it arousing some of the stuff out there is just funny, a bounce through a favourite website unearthed - some interesting, some funny and some damn right strange videos that firstly people have made and secondly that people have got off to. There’s.... midgets, obese woman, foot porn, horse porn, the Japanese favourite tentacle porn, dog porn, gay vampire porn (Twinklight, don't ask), old man porn, old women porn, interracial, gang porn, gangsta porn....

The list goes on and on even to the extent where games have porn made after them - as I was unfortunately informed by a customer whilst working in GAME, left4dead game... Left4Head on the other hand, porn. Now whether you watch this for arousal or like me watch due to finding it so very, very funny …

Besides in terms of procrastination it beats doing the work.